Any wedding is just a matter of money. You shell out for the venue, catering, and some ridiculous cover band. You only invite people who’ll give you something worthwhile. You’ve got to plan it all so the investment pays off. The current geopolitical climate doesn’t leave room for anything else. Romance is out of style. That’s why, at weddings, romantics often find themselves face-to-face with some sick bastard offering them a deal they can’t refuse.