What better way for an older catcher than to humiliate a guy in front of his girlfriend? Well, it's only humiliating a girl in front of her girlfriend. Yeah, sometimes I can do that. I met these two in the park. They wanted to break up. Classic story: one wants to follow her dream, and the other stands in the way of that dream. But you know what? I didn't just fuck one of them. I helped them rediscover themselves and realize what is truly valuable to them both. And that, you have to admit, is quite a feat for our cynical world.