I saw you got into college! But, why didn't you tell mommy? You were nervous to tell me.. Why would you be nervous? Oh, don't worry about staying in a dorm; mommy can take care of you! Wait.. You want to move on campus? But.. Why would you want to leave your own mother? Please stay with your mom.. Please? I will do anything for you. I will cook, I will buy your groceries, I will let you use me.. You can use mommy in any way you'd like. You can use me for a release when you are frustrated; you can use my holes whenever and where ever you want! You can even use mommy right now.. Sounds like a good deal.. Don't you agree?