There's a heaven with a sweetheart even in the crib, they said. They certainly didn't take into account the fact that sweetie snores like a motorboat. And that he's an asshole. Well, there may be heaven in a crib, but not with a sweetheart, that's the problem. This girl just wanted to have a memorable night out. Tents, campfires, marshmallows on a stick and, of course, wild and unbridled sex with the man she loves. In short, she got it all when she stopped going with the flow and changed her boyfriend for his daddy. It turned out even better that way…