You've been a very bad boyfriend. You cant to anything right! You rest all day, play video games all night and in general just lay around like a bump on a long. You never take me anywhere nice and you barely listen to a word I say to you. I've decided its time to look for a man who will treat me like the Princess I am. But don't worry; I'm not getting rid of you. You wouldn't be able to function out in the world on your own so I've come up the with perfect solution. I'm going to turn you into something useful and production: my own, personal human toilet.