I went through your computer and noticed all your CEI porn! Don't worry, I don't think it's weird. I'm just upset that you never told me. I'm your girlfriend, you can tell me anything! So I read in your email that you'd never gone through with it. I think the issue is that those girls don't know you like me! Let's try it right now, I know you'll be able to swallow a big load for ME. I'm not like those mean girls! Or am I? ;)