Jamie Foster is not happy because her employees didn't show up for a meeting she scheduled. Their loss. After all, if they had shown up, maybe Jamie would have done for them what she's doing for us: taking off her clothes, playing with her pussy and fucking it deep with a dildo. Jamie is a 55-year-old divorcee who got her start in nude modeling at 40SomethingMag.com when she was 48. "I'm pervy, I'm kinky," she said. "I'm sorta addicted to my Hitachi. I'm in a long-term relationship with a power tool. I like stamina. I like a guy who can go for a long time." Will a minute do? "I've always been a bit of an exhibitionist, like when I was younger, I would flash people and make naughty phone calls, and as I grew up, I got more and more into modeling, and it started with bathing suit modeling, and then it became more and more adult." This scene is very adult. Jamie used to be a teacher. She's a standup comic. And, of course, she's a nude model. Well, more than nude. She sucks and…