To get 2014 going with a bang, allow me to present the amazing 19 year old Mischa from Warsaw in Poland. She arrived at one of my "Castings" and to be honest I was both shocked and appalled by her lewd behaviour. When I innocently enquired as to what she thought her role might be at a so called jimslip "casting", she had the brazen affront to look into the camera and whisper, "You wanna fuck me, right?" Yes, my brethren, once again, I had to be administered with smelling salts to stop me fainting with shock! How dare this hussy, attempt to drag a jimslip, "Casting" into disrepute! How dare sh...