[[ FLASH WARNING ]] *** You're so pathetic. Do you even have friends? No time for friends. It's porn for you- you sad little jerkaholic loser! All alone, in a dark room, pumping away. Pumping for porn. It makes you feel warm. Makes your palms clammy.... you're so thirsty. Taste it! Taste that precum. Mmm, yummy! It tastes better than you thought. You can't stop now. Don't worry, it never ends. You'll never cum. Only porn, pumping, precum. Porn, pumping, precum. PORN, PUMPING, PRECUM! Keep stroking, dummy. Keep stroking. You have nothing without porn. I mean, you're practically married to porn.***