You are my dehumanized pup slave. I treat you like the pet you are. Are you sad because I locked you in the bathroom last night? You know it's necessary. You always get so jealous when I have one of. I could hear you whimpering and crying in here all night. I know what my little man needs! I'll bet you're thirsty, huh? Well, I've got a full bladder and a bowl with your name on it. You can lap up my beautiful golden juices like a good boy. After we've quenched your thirst, I'll time to feed you - right from my sweet, crinkled little hole...