This week once again Beelzebub smiled upon us and caused an absentee girl to be replaced by the lovely Arteya, a true first timer and in Gingham! This brainy babe is at university studying Astronomy and men throughout the world will childishly chortle, when I enquire, "What is your favourite planet?" and Arteya answers, "I love Uranus!" but pronounced in the old school, non "Right on" way that we all once chuckled to when taught about at school. A time before the correct pronunciation of YER ANUS was changed by some politically correct, hi-vis wearing, killjoy, misery guts, to YOU RAN US! Anyw