My poor little toilet boy; you get so lonely when I leave you by yourself. With no one to piss or in your mouth, you have absolutely no purpose in life. Lucky for you, I've devised a way to keep you close by and useful at all times! I have a special little device that will transform you into my human toilet regardless of where we are. I'll never visit a public bathroom again! Instead, I'll lock you into your new throne and let loose, leaving you to clean up my mess with your tongue. You'll be my own personal human port-a-potty! Don't act like you don't love it slave, boy - we both know you're dying to try out my little gift. As a matter of fact, I think I have the urge now...why don't you get down on the floor and we'll break it in...