You think you have an evil step-mom? Your step-mom is nothing compared to mine. Geez. I was sneaking in and she caught me... look... She looks like a fucking super model... you'd think she's a dumb bimbo but she's smart as fuck. She knew I was sneaking in and was waiting for me. She's so fucked up. She has my pops under her control, and now she has me too. She marked my back... She whipped me... oh man, my back still hurts... She's so cruel... And she rubbed my tears in my face... dude, don't make fun of me. What was I supposed to do? She's so hot and cool. and she's also the boss... she's my step-mom.