Day 1 of the AVN awards convention and show, and it is SO FUCKING complicated. Dylan and Johnny are trying to figure out the floor plan, because it's such an elaborate event that you require the map. I mean this is the OSCARS of adult entertainment! Every pornstar who matters on the planet is in town, and we COULD NOT figure out why everyone is waiting so long to have sex. It's what we do for a living! A practice run was in order. Dylan Phoenix is all about the fitness, so we started out with some 1 on 1 oral olympics. She has a very thorough mouth excersiz routing. The body on this woman is second to none. She's like a statue of physical perfection. And so strong! She's kind of like the porno playground of perfect. These two heavily inked heavy hitters throw down into some good old school fight through it orgasmic epic. At the end of the day, Dylan invites me in for a hot fucking cream pie. It's definitely a legend scene and there's not much of her out there!