The favorite excuse of losers is lack of free time. Oh, I'm in such a hurry, I don't have time to change! Oh, I'm in such a hurry, I don't have time to fuck! Oh, I'm in such a hurry, I don't have time to live! When I hear something like that, I just get pissed off, I get a sporting excitement in me, I just have to prove these assholes wrong. And when I saw this cute girl with a perfect booty, I realized that I could combine pleasant and useful. First, I showed them it's never too late. And second, I got to walk my one-eyed snake outdoors. Total positivity!