You’re not a man.You’re My loyal little dog, ugly, dumb, pathetic… and absolutely devoted.In this clip, I reward you for years of slavish service.I bend down, look into your useless eyes, and smile.You melt under My divine touch as I stroke your face with My perfect white hand,call you “good dog”… and mean it.You’re so dumb, so ugly, it’s adorable.And because I know what dogs really love…I spit into My palm.I smear My holy spit across your filthy little face.You cry with joy.You thank Me like the grateful mongrel you are.Then, I give you your prize:permission to lick My spit off the floor.And just as your tail starts wagging, I tell you the best part.My girlfriend’s on her way,and soon you’ll be licking both our bootswhile we kiss above your shaking, drooling body.Good dog.Worship well.