Good preparation is half the battle. Watch how I do it. This morning I gave a fiver to the village gossiper. Already tonight there's a real buzz around my country hut. People are saying that someone lost a whole duffle of money in my garden. And I always have something to talk about with those who are looking for money! Usually I don't have to choose, but today I'm in for a real feast of juicy pussy - and suffering boyfriends. It's party time, folks!