Robert and Manny had a little soccer warm-up to get their blood pumping before the real workout they’d been waiting for all day. Robert was eager to get going, “I think we should go inside.” Manny added to it, “I mean, he has to score still so…” We wanted to take a vote, “Who wants to play soccer?” They were both silent. “Ok, who wants to fuck?” Both raised their hands…clearly, they didn’t come here just to play some soccer, but they did come to score!