You know have known for years that your tongues true purpose is to be used as toilet paper. You sit at home fantasizing about being a human toilet. That is so gross! You should be ashamed! You are disgusting! But luckily for you I understand your need to drink my nectar. Your need to show me all the uses of your tongue. I believe without me you have nothing to live or train for. I want you to get ready for the rest of your life as my toilet paper.