You ever look through a telescope and see something so awesome that you just had to masturbate? Well that's what happened at my Galactic Bulge science slumber party. Nobody but me really cared about this astronomical event, and Rizzo Ford was too effed up to give a fuck, but she was cool with whatever. She stayed at my party and got as excited about the galactic bulge as I did and played with our pussies together. I bet everyone feels stupid for leaving now!