It's not easy being the step-father of an 18 year old college girl. Fortunately for me, I'm not the one paying her tuition, her real father takes care of that. So imagine my surprise when I got a phone call from the Dean's office, asking me to come pick up my step-daughter from school. It was the middle of the day, and I had to leave work to go get her, so I was rather pissed off when I found out that she had gotten caught doing something that her mother would kill her for if she found out. It seems that her daughter was giving a boy a handjob and was busted in the janitors closet during class! The Dean was threatening to expel her for her action, and so far I was the only parental unit to know what was going on. I hadn't told her mother that I picked her up yet, but was planning on breaking it to her when she got home from her job.