I was enjoying a nice lazy Sunday afternoon when these two showed up at my door. I knew something was up but played along. After inviting them in Crystal soon asked to use my restroom while Dixie distracted me. A creak in my bedroom floor confirmed my suspicions and I jumped into action. Separated and off guard I made short work of binding and gagging them and put them both. I started to dial the police but thought better of it. They did ruin my Sunday after all, I might as well get some enjoyment out of it. Maybe a few photos and video for, I don't know... evidence?