Isn't this so much fun hiking on the trail? I have a slight problem right now. I really have to pee. Come with me off the trail and spot me so I can relieve myself. Ahh, I feel so much better but what is that? What is that in your pants? You got a boner from watching your step mother pee? Well we can't go back to the trail with a boner in your pants so you had better take care of that thing right here. I'll spot you while you jerk it but hurry up because I want to get back to hiking.