Captain Boner (John Legendary) has a problem. Whenever he gets an erection, he involuntarily teleports. You can imagine why this is a problem in the bedroom; he never gets to finish the deed. Desperate to lose his virginity, the super hero in need seeks the help of Endura (Anna Clair Clouds), a meta human with the power to slow down time. His hope is that when he gets his boner, she’ll be able to slow down time and make a second last as long as an hour so that he, a 40-year old virgin, can finally lose his virginity.