If you're a virgin, then I'm turning YOU into my premature ejaculator. All virgins should be quick cummers. You don't need stamina when you'll never have the chance to sexually please a woman. But there is another way you can please women with your cock: by humiliating yourself with your orgasms -- and I'm going to make sure that you're REALLY GOOD at that. By the time I'm done with you, your cock will be even more useless than it is now. Your dick will be RUINED FOR SEX. But that's okay! You'll never get laid anyway. You'll be my virgin premature ejaculator forever.