"My loser cousin is making fun of me for my comic book socks and calling me a loser...so I of course have to show him who the real loser is. I humiliate him by putting him into different scissorholds, and when he complains about my butt in his face during a revere scissor off the couch, I tell him to kiss my ass. Eventually he gives in and says he'll do what I want, but it's not enough. I want to HUMILIATE him even more. I take his phone from him and start taking video of him saying he's a sock face and he loves my socks (while I have him stuck between my THICK THIGHS in a front HEADSCISSOR) and I send the video to his girlfriend. Haha. How soon before she dumps him do you think? Then I take some incriminating photos of his head in my thighs in the front and a reverse to upload to his facebook profile. I pin him with my butt hovering over his face and make him WORSHIP MY ASS, kissing it repeatedly while I document the whole thing with his phone. Don't worry...I send all the photos to myself for BLACKMAIL material before I let him earn it back. Haha. What a loser!"