"Of all the beds, in all the dorm rooms, on all the campuses in the world, I had to get caught getting busy in Max Carter's. " This is thought of panicky regret that continues to run through the classically filthy and perpetually randy & restless young mind of Noah White when he gets his ass busted and then handed to him for breaking one of the most cardinal sins of dormitory life. Don't miss this cute little "disciplinary tail" of Bed Knobs & Bruised Twinks as one young lad learns his lesson and goes from red-handed to cherry-cheeked in this in this SpankThis Assterpiece Theatre adaptation of "Goldilocks & The Disrespectful, Inconsiderate & Thirsty Little Slut".