We’ve been known to be not only a casting couch, but a therapeutic couch, too. Many a slut has benefited. We have this showered up hippy, (which is an oxymoron), but a moron none the less. I don’t want want to bore you with minutiae and happenstances, but let’s say she had a moment of clarity as soon as the dick touched her tonsils. Then she demanded respect from her significant other, and we like “yea.”