What are you? You're a horny little gooner. You used to have a normal life, you used to be functional. Then porn took over -- and look at you now! You're addicted to your own hand pumping endlessly up and down your cock, as tits, ass, and pussy flash across the screen, stroking until you can't think straight. Gooning yourself into a degenerate fuck-up. Jerking away your last brain cells.